GEBET FÜR DIE LEIDENDEN

AN EMBARRASSMENT OF PITCHES & GLITCHES

SWAGGERING SOFTIES

THE SOREHEADS & FAULTFINDERS HAVE IT ALL OUT FOR ONE ANOTHER

CONGLOBATED COKE-BOTTLE BARNACLES

THE BUBONIC BIMBOS OF BARBIELAND CHOP THE HEADS OFF THEIR ADVERSARY'S MAN CHICKENS