"My brotha Lou Levy is an extremely large man! he's very nice though! is there a ramp onto the curb?!?!?!?!?!" "I don't need a frickin' birthday cake! just stick a candle in a phat slab a gefilte and I'm kosher!" "aaahhhhh what's ya biggest siiiize?" "well, we go up to a size 70 waist sir" "OK Great, well do you have any 70's elastic?" "Happy Hanukkah! I love giving gifts to my grandchildren, especially High times and Heavy D albums! How ya doin'?!?!?! OK Great!" "are the Turkey bagels Fresh????? I want it with extra "Trypto-Fiend!!!"! Do ya wear gloves during preparation? ya know because that's good strictly for sanitary purposes!!! OK Great! Do ya have Cranberry Sauce made with Splenda? NO!?!?! why not?!?!?!?!?!?" "Albert Levy is looking to trade some very old Mozart tapes in for Heavy D's "Peaceful Journey" He is also interested in some magazines that feature aticles on "Medicinal purposes", "because I have a lot of pain!!!"" "Albert Levy from Pikeville, MD! On this day he forgets to take his medication and goes on a rampage! "Cannabis Bagels" (for medical purposes) the album, coming soon, no it's here!!!!"