The Rivercrest Yacht Club was founded in 1878 on the shores of the roaring Trinity River. For over a hundred years the RYC has been a cultural hub of yachtmanship, gentlemanly sports, and d**e-a** booty rhymes. The Rivercrest Yacht Club gets parties started at hitherto unfathomable speeds. Beware, however, for parties that have not been properly lubricated have been known to erupt into blistering fireballs due the tremendous friction of shaking rumps and the crushing atmospheric pressures of the subwoofer. The RYC can also be retained for lectures and master classes in rhymnostication, and will gladly participate in exposition games of bocce ball. Heffminster de la Roca begins by culling only the most devastating beats from the deepest nether-regions of the globe. LeeZurLy then transports the fresh beats to the RYC by alpaca, where The Rear Admiral carefully unpacks and numbers them for catalogue. Generic then smelts the beats in an admixture of quinine and iridium and prepares them for market. Finally, DJMCDDS packages and flash-freezes the beats for the quality and freshness you demand. Next, DJMCDDS roughly hews the RYC’s rhymes from solid corundum, which grows naturally from his fingertips. Generic, a connoisseur of fine wines and fine rhymes, shapes the rhymes with a foot-powered lathe of his own design and polishes until gleaming. Heff personally inspects each rhyme for tightness and promptly immolates any that fail to meet the historically strict QC standards of the Rivercrest Yacht Club.