In the dark netherworld of telemarketing, junk faxes, and email spam – beyond the realm of the “Do Not Call List” – there dwells a gaggle of good-natured evil-doers whose sole destiny is to expose the utter futility of unsolicited sales calls. This is their story. The Main Playas... Corky Jones: With the mental capacity of a 6-year old, our special needs friend has a particular affection for lending companies.…and pudding cups, Barney & Friends, and fish sticks. John St. John: An affable, yet socially inept loner with an unrelenting lisp and propensity for spouting clichés at every turn. Feg Wegstaff: A 4’ 8” Troll with a shrunken neck and cleft palate. His unshakable knowledge of the inane and utterly creepy animal-like purr are just a few of his many attributes. Lester Johnson: Residing in the cultural epicenter of Tulsa, Oklahoma, this former porn star’s key passions include membership in the KKK and setting up a hospice for special needs children.