Hey. We're Eau, and we're from Loveland, Ohio. That's a real place. The Little Miami River flows through town. You should ride the bike trail, maybe duck into the record store. Our friend is opening up a brewery soon, right by the river. Speaking of the river, Eau means water in French. It's pronounced, Oh, like Ohio. Here's something to keep in mind: Eau de toilette does not mean toilet water. That's pronounced, Eww. This band is writer Devin Bustin's vehicle. When we say vehicle, don't think of a Hummer or a Dodge Ram with truck nuts. It's a bicycle. Eau plays songs around Cincinnati. Soon we'll put these songs on a record, sell it at the record store, perform them at the brewery, buy a Dodge Ram with truck nuts, and make the Midwest our empire. We're coming for you, the Midwest. Now go back to sleep. We know how hard you've been working.