We never stol't any song from a artist what could track us down. All that stuff you hear is lies. Sure, we did take a few birds and gas, but we had to eat and drive. We do hope you enjoy our music. And if we come to yer town to play our hit songs? You could trust us with your girlfriends. Unless theres gas or a chicken involved. All bets are off if that is available. Kloos Lugnut, lead guitar. The Lugnut Brothers. and to all yew who tried to ar'rest us after that gig in Fresno?...We had nothing to do w/ your car being stol't. We simply found the keys in the veehicle. Its true we drove off...But that was onwt'ly to escape sumone whodt said we stol'd a chicken. And we never do that..We are honest. 'cept if you have a tank of gas, or theres money involved. But this thing about stealing chickens? Thats just a lie. Besides, we could just buy fast food chicken from the cash we make. At gigs, where we play our music. Signed, Kloos Lugnut