'It was a dark and stormy night in the isolated reaches of Wallachia. A Posta Romana vehicle was making its retreat down a winding road egressing from a lonely manor. The small parcel had found its way to a doorstep of no small renown. A clawed, slender hand whisked the delivery from the porch. The flat square package sat nestled in a maelstrom of shadows that slowly made its way through the cobwebbed great hall and up a winding stair. A voice boomed, echoing through the musty corridors "Finally, eet's here!" The swirling darkness became like a thousand razors, tearing the wrapping away to reveal the prize inside. Black mist congealed into something vaguely human near an old Victrola. A flash of lightning briefly illuminated the face of Count Dracula as the needle hit the wax. High pitched squeaks and whines filled the air, and the Count's face twisted with confusion and anger. "Thees eez TERRIBLE!" Yes, it was THE WORST MUSIC DRACULA EVER HEARD! Little did the Count realize that he could not enjoy the fine sounds of high quality modern vinyl on a Victrola 78.' Move Over, Monster Mash! This album is the perfect way to kick off your Halloween celebrations this year! Featuring a dozen gothic, horror, and electronic bands from around the world and artwork by comic great Chris Hastings (Dr.McNinja), the Worst Music Dracula Ever Heard makes a great gift for anyone (including yourself) who loves to rock out on All Hallow's Eve.