If you have ever had a dream about winning the lottery, you'll recognize yourself in this song. The dream of telling the boss at work to kiss your ^$%@^*# and the ex to go to hell comes to life in Carl White's heartfelt and hilarious song about hitting the BIG ONE. In the tradition of country rock, Carl belts out one for all of us hoping to win our fortune! ••••••••• LYRICS •••••••••••••• "The Lottery" Well, my friends won't have to worry if I win the Lottery. And cousin Sally can quit selling that stupid-looking pottery. I'll bail Billy Bob out of jail. My ex- can still go to hell. And my boss at work can kiss You know what part of me. Everybody can come on over to my new house for a barbeque. We'll put on some Waylon and end up with some Peggy Sue. I'll teach myself to sail. My ex- can still go to hell. And my boss at work can kiss You know what part of me... Just as soon as I win that big ol' Lottery. No, my friends won't have to worry when I win the Lottery. I'll get ol' Sawbones to fix my granddaddy's artery. I'll fight the I.R.S. tooth-and-nail. My ex- can still go to hell. And my boss at work can kiss You know what part of me. Well, it's times like this that really make you want to win that thing. I fear another subpoena ever time my double-wide doorbell rings. Last time I couldn't make bail. Now I'm gonna put her butt in jail. And my boss at work can kiss You know what part of me... Just as soon as I win that big ol' Lottery. Last time I couldn't make bail. Now I'm gonna put her butt in jail. And my boss at work can kiss You know...Well, my everlovin' a**! Just as soon as I win that big ol' Lottery. Just as soon as I win that big ol' Lottery. Just as soon as I win that big ol' Dream-makin', multi-zillion, millionaire Lottery.