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Hilary Duff is way better than Britney Spears. Britney has just kind of let herself go and looks like a chubby tramp. Hilary Duff looks like a tasty little morsel now. I pretty much have my pick of the ladies and Duff is one I would pick. What this has to do with this album I have no idea. Let's get down to talking about crap. Crap is simply the best polish techno band to come along since the Kowlawski Dance Experiment in 1993. Crap just makes me want to get up and punch one of those things we had as kids that kept coming back up until you took out a BB gun and just started shooting it. I've had issues to fight through in my life. I grew up in Signal Hill, the 8th worst neighborhood in west omaha. I was president of the white lion fan club when I was 8 and didn't know that it made me look hoity poity. I came through it to be an inspiration to hundreds of people. I draw a lot of parallels between my rise to the top and Crap's rise to getting a record deal. When your band name is crap and you want to title your album, "this is crap", many people won't take you seriously. But if you believe in polish synth pop, you keep kicking the door until it falls down. It's like crap threw themselves at the door until it was covered with crap. Crap made the music world care about crap again. Congrats to crap, you earned it~