Animal Nation is: Steige “Tall Man” Turner, and Mike “Armadillo Slim” Armitage. Animal Nation formed in 2004 after a heated argument between the two not-then members, over the quality of another band’s performance. The members of Animal Nation are hesitant to call their music ‘hip-hop’ because a lot of hip-hop sucks. The members of Animal Nation think this is unfortunate because they really, really love good hip-hop, but know that the general population thinks that hip-hop sucks as well. Animal Nation is the greatest band you will ever hear. After listening to Animal Nation it will henceforth be impossible to appreciate any other sort of music that is not Animal Nation. You’re life will be changed. You will win the next big lottery. Your hair will never thin and your skin never sag. Your children will never try drugs, because you never did, and therefore know that they have nothing to offer. Animal Nation. Your new neighbours, the three blonde Swedish girls that moved in next door, will invite you and your wife over for a ‘group massage’, and your wife will accept. Animal Nation. Animal Nation. Animal Nation.