A homemade dry mash of original songs written, performed, recorded, mixed, and produced by Justin Owens. Mastered by Jim Demain @ Yes Master, Nashville, TN Tales of: An eccentric old man recalling his youth... A 16 year old girl who looks like Joey Ramone... An overweight magician... A Supertramp fan who squats when she pees... A hairy, shirtless man in overhauls... Santa Claus... A promiscuous Mormon preacher... An ode to a bass guitar... Why every cop needs a guitar... A few sarcastic pokes at Fox news, televangelists, politics, and a love/hate relationship with television in general... And a love song or two. All of this and more for a trifling amount of money!