Should auld acquaintance be forgot and blah blah blah blah blah?? If you've ever taken one too many hits of LSD on Christmas day while the rest of the world is opening presents, singing Christmas carols, and going deeper into debt because of the new Playstations and Wiis, this album is for you. This album explores the Christmases of people who are not shown on network TV while the extended family gathers to eat turkey. And who better to bring you such an album? Of course, 14mercy. The label that brought you some of the wackiest albums the music industry has ever seen (much to their dismay) is now offering you a companion to Grandma's cranberry sauce. If you're sitting around with a loaded gun, having another miserable Christmas, wishing you had your #1 hunny with you instead of fucking some other guy you went to school with, crank up Trippin' On Christmas, drown yourself in your sorrows and sing along to "Shoe Polish On Turkeys." Christmas Eve is the time for zombie albums? What the F**K does that mean?