I AM THE WARHORSE. Collaborating from coast to coast of these United States, the Warhorse thrives on detuned analogue keyboards, destroyed beats, melted synths, and pitch-shifted vocals, wrangling the influences of 80's party pop, post-apocalyptic two-step, and modern hipstertronica chillwave. Glazed in a thick layer of morbid foreboding, the ominous melodies and melodramatic soundscapes give way to an optimistic tinge that just won't take anything too seriously. Fueled off a steady diet of Japanese Single Malt and grilled jalapenos, this is music your mom just doesn't get. It's kind of dark and rather silly. We hope you enjoy. Though not too much; we'd be worried about you if you did.