oxxo music is composed and sold for medicinal purposes only. [+] I'm a bacteriological weapon, I am armed and loaded. I wear nothing uniform, I wear no GOD DAMN uniform! I steer my own god damn evolution. I bend crowbars with my thought. I am a god damn visionary, I see the future and the past in comic books and wine bottles; I eat black holes for breakfast. Even in the belly of the Thunderbird I've been casting out the retarded space bastards; I'm busting my nether part and blowing my O-ring, and ripe to throw a loaf. Anything for a laugh! Yes, I'm the purple flower of Hong Kong, give me wide berth; when I drop my drawers, the Anti-Virgin swoons! Every night I hock up a lunger and extinguish the Sun! I steer my own fucking evolution. I cannot be tracked on radar. I'm the javalina humping junkie that jumped the Men from Mars, who'll try to gouge with me? I wipe the Pyramids off my shoes before I enter my house. Jesus's hands are my playground. Anything for a laugh! Yes baby, I'm 42 feet tall and have 23 rows o' noses; I was suckled by a pterodactyl, I gave Mother Nature a high-protein tonsil wash. I pick the goddamn terror of the god damn alien jews out of my teat! I am a Moray Eel, I am a Komodo Dragon, I am the Killer Whale bereft of its pup! I told Father Time I wouldn't go to church and He shook my hand! I am the bigfooted devil of Level 14, I am the fucking Man of the Future! I bend my genes and whittle my DNA with the sheer force of my mighty *will*! I'm so ugly the Speed of Light can't slow me down and Gravity won't tug at my cuffs! Anything for a laugh! Yes baby. Anything for a laugh! [+] Time narrowed, stood still, then blossomed in a collage of boundless color. Space inverted, then shuddered as it was fractured by a blatant defiance of nature's speed limit. Reality smeared, as the electromagnetic spectrum was Doppler-shifted beyond even his perceptions. Briefly, Superboy was certain that his feet were at least four hundred years from his head. For an unpleasant moment, he understood why Ma Kent hated to ride in the back seat of a car. Then, suddenly, he was through the Time Barrier. Like a newborn baby, he burst into the future. Below him, gleaming like a bright and shining star, lay Metropolis of the 30th century. [TOMORROW'S LESSON Copyright 2000 Samuel Hawkins. All rights reserved. This story is neither authorized nor endorsed by DC Comics. Superboy, Clark Kent, Martha Kent, Jonathan Kent, the Legion of Super-Heroes, Cosmic Boy, Lightning Lad, Saturn Girl, Chameleon Boy, Triplicate Girl, Brainiac 5, Sun Boy, Phantom Girl, Colossal Boy, Shrinking Violet, Bouncing Boy, Invisible Kid, Mordru the Merciless, Smallville, Metropolis, & Krypton are TM DC Comics & © DC Comics, Joanne Siegel, and Laura Siegel Larson.] [+] Review of symphonilla by oxxo Genre: Experimental Rock 3.1 WTF???!!! My first impression when this track began was...WTF?! And so I listened on. intrigued. This in itself is a good thing. And so it went on. In the end, I called my band mates in for a listen. They had the same reaction as me. This track is completely POTTY! And this is a *good* thing. I can imagine Kenneth Williams kicking back in comedy heaven and playing this track on repeat. It's innovative, wacky, clever and completely odd. But how to describe it objectively? I think it's best people go listen and decide for themselves. Excellent stuff! Extra Credit: Originality. - Liz_lowlife Brighton, Sussex, United Kingdom July 3rd, 2004 Review of bkt by oxxo Genre: Electronica 3.9 Reconciles Post-modernity with Humanity This band achieves the remarkably difficult task of positively reconciling post-modernity with humanity with a mood that, despite all education, makes me hopeful, positive, and allows me well-disposed feeling about man's potential as a global society. I never thought of rejoicing in the craziness by having faith in the positive. This artist has helped me in only a few minutes with a problem that has vexed me for many years. Best of all, he doesn't need lyrics to convey all this. His grasp of sound and rhythm deliver a psychoaccoustic presence that is almost spiritually elevating. This is powerful and rewarding music for the intellectual and anyone whose brain associates synesthesic and other non-verbal constructions with motifs and other musical elements. Extra Credit: Drums, Keyboards, Programming, Production, Beat, Mood, Originality. - donx Wilkinsburg, Pennsylvania May 19th, 2004 Review of bkt by oxxo Genre: Electronica 3.9 hmmmm..... I don't really like it. It's kind of dumb. The arrangemnt is just cheasy. - rhargrove1987 Buckhannon, West Virginia May 8th, 2004