"GUTEN TAG GEMINI" is a creative collaboration between Krista Muir, her alter ego Lederhosen Lucil, co-producer Shane Watt, a group of local Montreal musicians, Ottawa's "The Mercy Buckets", Bucks Music Group (for use of a segment of "Vitamin C" for the final track "Sunnyside Up") and the creative stylings of photographer Jocelyn Michel. GUTEN TAG GEMINI CREDITS: Krista Muir / Lederhosen Lucil: Keyboards, ukuleles, electric guitar, electric bass, upright bass, glockenspiel, percussion, drums, vocals, samples Shane Watt: Bass, vocals, percussion, guitar Bruno Roy: Drums Josh Fuhrman: Sax Philippe Mius D'Entremont: Cello THE MERCY BUCKETS (Live off the floor back-up band on "Rich Family" and "Sensitive Boy") Patrick Shanks: Bass Tim Matthews: Drums Casey Comeau: Keyboardist Richard Jeffrey: Guitarist CAN (Sample on "Sunnyside Up" from their track "Vitamin C" courtesy of Bucks Music Group) After releasing six albums under their individual names, Krista Muir and Lederhosen Lucil came together at Haunted Hallways studio in Montreal to do a duet about women's hockey and this song led to the 7th full length album released on hypo records. Fans, friends and family members have long been asking when the next Lederhosen Lucil album would be released. Well, after 10 years here it is!!! We are very excited to share it with you. We will be releasing this album digitally through CDbaby as well as a very limited edition run of 500 CD copies via the Lederhosen Lucil official website. In order for you to sing along with ease here are the lyrics to the entire album. A rare treat these days! Chicken On Clark: Playing chicken on clark biking down the street with my helmet on my head and my shoes on my feet Playing chicken on clark biking down the street with my helmet on my head and my shoes Don’t wanna meet uh the grim reaper when I’m riding on my bicycletta Don’t wanna meet uh the grim reaper when I’m biking down the street to meet ya Don’t run me down x 4 I was biking down the streets of BOOM BOOM land mines every door that opened could be my last time Rocking my bike ringing my bell All the bad drivers make me scream and yell Don’t wanna meet uh the grim reaper when I’m riding on my bicycletta The grass it always smells sweeter when I’m biking down the street to meet yeah Don’t run me down x 4 Riding down the streets of boom boom land mines every door that opens could be my last time Rocking my bike ringing my bell All the bad drivers make me scream and yell Don’t wanna meet uh the grim reaper when I’m riding on my bicycletta Don’t wanna meet uh the grim reaper I’m biking down the street to meet yeah I am riding on my bicycle the sun is shining I feel free I see you do you see me looking through your windshield knowingly Don’t nudge me cause I’m close to the tracks if I go down I’ll break my back Don’t judge me cause I’m close to the tracks Skate For Their Lives: K: The barn is filling up L:puck bunnies at das front K: the hens are warming up the ice L: Das zambonis circled twice K&L: they’re gonna skate for their lives K: Look out its face-off time L: the lumbers ready at the line K: The rubber glides form coast to coast L: und they are changing on the fly K&L: they’re gonna skate for their lives K: Is that a biscuit in your basket? L: The ladies score like that K: Lets go cherry picking K&L: it’s time to light the match K: It’s a 5 on 5 L: No wait ein 5 on 3 K: A little hooking and hip checking L: Das final slapshot drive K&L: they’re gonna skate for their lives Two Vikings: Two vikings, some sand, an island, all of this planned where were they going? Nowhere as she drew the cover In a diner inland she held the ocean in her hands she wasn’t waiting her hand guiding the tiller Searching through stories he once left of the shelf A book it fell open as he looked down he saw her sail off into the sun x 2 On the island at hand she saw the vikings in the sand moving through hot dunes she laughed forsaking the ocean They were reflections of a man who was hanging by a strand she kept him hanging until he read this story Two eyes translucent they watched from above attached to a body that could not see that she had sailed off into the sun x 2 Parfois: It makes me mad when you trample on beautiful places It makes me sad when you don’t see the beautiful faces Sometimes I see to the heart of the matters that matter Sometimes I dance like a child who will never be shattered Parfois… Ca me rend folle quand tu piétines des belles plages Ca me rend triste quand tu ne voie pas les beaux visages Parfois je plonge dans le vif du sujet qui suggere Parfois je danse comme un enfant et tout devient claire Parfois I was arrested by the sea – stopped to drink it in I was arrested by the trees - a moment caught You were arrested by your dreams – they should have taken off Your were arrested by their schemes…aaaaah! Verse Repeated We were awakened by the sea – stopped to take it in We were awakened by the bees – a moment caught We were awakened by our dreams – as they were taking off Flying above these mortal schemes…aaaaah! Parfois… Sports Are Great: Sports are great sports are great I can’t wait to play some Sports are fine some say (close to) divine I can’t wait to shape up Talk about a hot shower power bar race your sister to the car Lace it up and strap it in and lay it up and shoot score Mouth guard overtime jockstrap nursery rhyme sweatbands screaming fans hi-five shaking hands All the lugers are delusional the adrenalin hurtles them into space The decathaletes and the tri-atheletes carb up eating pasta face to face Sports are great sports are great I can’t wait to play some Sports are fine some say close to divine I can’t wait to shape up Talk about a hot shower power bar race your sister to the car Lace it up and strap it in and lay it up and shoot score Mouth guard overtime jockstrap nursery rhyme sweatbands screaming fans hi-fives shaking hands Sweet spot hard core to the test grand slam all the rest hard core specialist hot shower power bar race your sister to the car Lace it up and strap it in and lay it up and shoot score Hacker Be Hacked/Don’t Fall In Love With A Hacker (uke medley w. drum machine, capo 2): My account has been compromised My friends have been compromised My life has been compromised by a faceless man My account has been compromised My family taken for a ride I don’t want to look like a girl crying digital wolf…hacker! Hacker be hacked X 3 Hack youuuuuu! Hacker be hacked hacker attack Hacker be hacked hacker a hack Hacker be hacked you’re such a hack hack you! Don’t fall in love with a hacker he’ll break your heart he’ll steal your identity and then you’ll fall apart Don’t fall in love with a hacker she’ll break your mode she’ll frobnicate your LPT and then she’ll crunch your code Your argumenets are bogus I’ll throw you in the bin I’d rather stay in phishing than take you out for dim sum Your arguments are bogus the wormhill calls my name My PC’s making cookies and that’s my favorite game Don’t fall in love with a hacker he’ll break your heart he’ll steal your identity and then you’ll fall apart Don’t fall in love with a hacker she’ll break your mode she’ll frobnicate your LPT and then she’ll crunch your code My account has been compromised My friends have been compromised My life has been compromised by a faceless man My account has been compromised My family taken for a ride I don’t want to look like a girl crying digital wolf…hacker! Hair Baby: Hair baby why did you have to grow? Hair baby you know it’s time to go. I never got to see you but I don’t care. You’re ugly I would tell you but I don’t dare. Hair baby you think you’re really cool Hair baby you’ll never go to school Hair baby you caused me so much pain I never got to see you but I don’t care You’re ugly I would tell you but I don’t dare. Hair baby! Goodbye goodbye! Furry little meatball. One-eyed wonder! Snaggle tooth… Creepy little hairball… I never got to see you but I don’t care You’re ugly I would tell you but I don’t dare… goodbye goodbye hair baby X 4 Rich Family: You must have been from a rich family you’d never stop for no one You must have been from a rich family you’d never go for no one Wait a minute take off all your clothes oh yeah… I can see that you are just like…you are just like me You must have been from a place near the sea you’d always stop for someone You must have been from a place near the sea you’d break your back for someone Paint a picture let me step inside oh yeah We’ll be laughing as we turn the tide oh yeah As the black and white it fades to blue oh yeah I can see that I am just like…That I am just like you… Lal laaaaa… Paint a picture why not step inside It’s a place where there are no divides Don’t wait another minute more we don’t have to swim back to shore Sensitive Boy: Now I take your hand at the moonlit fell and you see everybody that loves you so well and you know that I mean to leave for a while but I take one look at you and see a child Such a sensitive boy X 2 You’re so sensitive you’re crying out Now you take my hand and I let you go as I close my eyes it’s starting to snow but I see your face in a painted book and it leads to the song with a beautiful hook Oh such a sensitive girl x 3 and intuitive ohhh I’m crying out I won’t soon forget about you See them see us holding our tongues looking up to the sun and we’re mystical magical numbers revealing (and we dream awaaaaayyy) in the tick tock world we come kicking and screaming (ahhhhhh) Such a sensitive boy such a sensitive girl Such a sensitive world it’s so sensitive…it’s crying out! Silver Shells: The wind is licking at my heels the sea it draws me home standing tall the proudest mountains weathered by the stones Hidden symbols shadowed freedom bind me to your bones all around the clouds are crying crying for your home And the arms outstretching to reach you they are longer than you will know they extend beyond this illusion divisions will melt with the snow At the core the very core there is a seed to plant a flicker in this wicked thigh that leaves you out of breath silver shells above the ocean shift you from these lands thought there was a sacred place where you could lay your head And the arms outstretching to reach you they are longer than you will know they extend beyond this illusion divisions will melt with the snow… aaaaaaaah…aaaaaaah… Sunnyside Up (Vocal Round): On the sunny side of the street - that’s where I wanna be On the sunny side of the street - that’s where I’ll be Meet me on the shady side or on the grey side Meet me on the other side The bell tolls many times when I’m lying on the floor going over in my head all the times the bell told The bell tolls many times when I’m lying on the floor going over in my head all the times the bell tolled CREDITS CONTINUED: All songs written and performed by Krista Muir/Lederhosen Lucil and co-produced by Shane Watt at Haunted Hallways Studio, Montreal. Mixed by Muir/Watt. Mastered by Jen Munson at Taloowa Mastering. Design by Krista Muir. Photography by Jocelyn Michel. French grammar specialist on "Parfois" courtesy of Roxanne Arsenault. Thanks to everyone involved in this project. I'm so happy to have been able to have worked with you and hope you enjoy this hilarious, magical and special album for years to come! I raise a glass of orange-ginger-lemon-apple smoothie to those who supported this waaay back in May 2013 by pre-ordering special packages (53 magic fans! You know who you are!) and were excited about this project from the very start. Special thanks to Marsonic Studios for the all-access pass, Mallory Roberts for being one of Lucil's biggest fans and supporters, my family whom have always danced along with my various incarnations, and all of the musicians who performed on the album. Also to Xania and Robert, new friends who collaborated with us on the video for "Chicken On Clark." And of course to the cast and crew of the video! And the giant butter tart goes to Shane Watt for the endless hours of tweaking, sonic debating, experimentation'ing, laughing, treat-buying, car-driving, grim reaper costume wearing (for the "Chicken On Clark" video...not in the studio), gear-moving and infinite support'ing. You are a star. OLE!