Bernette Williams is a full time minister of music in Warrenton, North Carolina. He's also a song writer, composer, producer, engineer, and music instructor. He wrote and performed every skit on each track alone, between Dec 2001 and Jan 2002. He's attempting to bring back a style of comedy that's clean, fun, and one that anybody raised on a farm can relate to. His favorite song on the CD is track #8 entitled "Choke the Chicken", it's about a chicken who was placed on the menu for supper. This chicken has an elephant's memory and takes out his revenge on the man that chased him down, grabbing him by the neck and choking him, the chicken ends up choking the man as he tries to eat him for supper. Track #3 is called "Smart Dawg" and features "Polo" the talking dog who knows when its time to run (especially from bad tasting biscuits). Track #4 is called "He's a Soul Pig" and features "pokey" the guitar blasting, rhythm in his voice and feet. This pig loves Mexican food. Their owners are Billy Bob and Velveeta, two senile 80+ old timers whose been together for over 50 years. They've always got advice for us young jitterbugs. The CD is packed with 12 tracks of old school and new school humor that the whole family can enjoy! If you're interested in piano lessons, visit the author's piano lessons website at www.pianolessonsondvds.com contact him at: Bernette Williams 807 N. Main St. Warrenton, NC 27589 (252) 257-2093 email: bernette_williams@yahoo.com