The Animal Faire

The Animal Faire

  • 流派:Children Music 儿童音乐
  • 语种:英语
  • 发行时间:2011-02-15
  • 类型:录音室专辑

简介

At any moment indeed one might experience a shift in the magnetospheric aura, a perception of frequencies not normally grasped by the human psyche. At first these signals vibrate through the very fabric of space, harnessing untold powers to stretch and fold beyond the limit of this dimension, penetrating the distance between the farthest galactic star clusters to transport consciousness throughout the mega verse. It is from these vast realms of our own galaxy that a traveling band of musical animal troubadours joins forces to create an unparalleled performance in grand carnival fashion. Behold! A spectacle of magnificence: We went to the animal faire The birds and the beasts were there The big baboon by the light of the moon Was combing his auburn hair The monkey tripped on the skunk And fell on the elephants trunk ker-plunk The elephant sneezed and fell to his knees But what became of the monk? Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and girls, animal friends of all shapes and sizes: come one and all to the greatest musical extravaganza on the planet. See the incredible performance of our fantastic animal troubadours. Step right this way! Hurry, hurry, hurry to the animal faire! So come to the animal faire We’re sure you will declare That you are a fan of the animal bands Performing with style and flair Come dance as the alley cats jam With old Mac Donald’s band Hear Dingos howl as you chill with the owls The snakes, lions, turtles, and You’ll meet the star of the show And carry her to and fro To find the monk who was shot from the trunk So hurry its time to go! So come to the animal faire We’re sure you will declare That you are a fan of the animal bands Hey look we’re already there! All ready here indeed. As the vibration from the transgalactic carnival adheres into an amalgamated fusion of music mischief and animal audacity unparalleled in this or any parallel universes. File into an organized mob and transition through these harmonic portals of wonder. Amidst the general hubbub taking place on the midway greens, a rather conspicuous elephant blunders toward the other animals gathered around the prominent baboon, handsomely quaffed with immaculate auburn hair. “I’m terribly sorry and with much regret inform you that there has been an accident,” announces Carl, the pachyderm pianist of proud proportion, “Dr. Monkey is missing!” A gasp emanates from the collective animals as the realization sinks in – as Chief Overseeing Organizer of All Affairs, Dr. Monkey holds the key to the entire scope of operations, and regulates the fine tuning required to run an intergalactic ensemble of animal bands. “Well galdangit, I cain’t find my lil doggie neither!” drawls a weathered old hillbilly. “And Old Mac jes' don’t git down without a fiddle player in the band! Whaterwe gon’t tado Bob?” “Everyone Just Hang On A Minute – Hoo Hoo Ha Ho! Lets All CALM DOWN! He Can’t Be Far!” screams Bob Boon, the simian showman of sensational sonic satisfaction. “Oh I don’t know, he might be pretty far out there” interjects Carl. “Nevertheless, I’m Sure There’s A Logical Explanation For Our Present Predicament. Looks Like We’ll All Have To SPLIT UP and SCOUR THE GROUNDS To Find Dr. Monkey. Lets just TRY NOT TO PANIC! AAAHAHAHAAAAA!!” wails Bob. “Excuse me Mr. Boon,” whispers the delicate voice of Cate Pillar, the clever and cute caterpillar cadet. “Is Dr. Monkey OK? We have an audition with you later today for our new act, and we still need to work out a few steps - ” “Sorry Cate,” interrupts Bob, “But We Have Serious Work To Do, So Run Along Now Dear And Let The Big Animals Figure Out All This Complicated Stuff.” With that the baboon boss runs amuck around the grounds, screaming and wailing all the while. “Come along with us, my darling Cate,” purrs Pussycat, the fantastic feline fiddler and superb saxophone swingstress. “And never mind that old baboon. I’m sure we’ll find our good doctor soon enough. By the way Old Mac, I’d be happy to fill in on fiddle for your first song. After all I started playing the violin before pursuing my love of the jazz saxophone.” “Well Galdangit that’s music to my ears!” hollers Old Mac. “Step right this a way – the barnyard band is ready to roll.” Old Mac is back by popular demand, E-I-E-I-O! Cuttin’ loose with my barnyard band, E-I-E-I-O! Now boys and girls all gather round Listen to my barnyard sound Rooster, Pig, Goat, Horse and Kitty Booming and chuckin’ a tune so pretty And who am I? Well I’m Old Mac Been Booming and Chucking since way back With a boom chuck here and a boom chuck there Here a boom there a chuck everywhere a boom chuck Now spin your partner and do se do E to the I to The E I O!! Hey diddle diddle, this cat has a fiddle, And now composes a tune My little dog left me so p**sy cat play With a swish and a sway and a swoon. Barber, barber, shave a pig! How many notes to make a jig? Four and twenty - that's enough! This here piggy is real hot stuff Cock-a-doodle-doo! My dame has lost her shoe! My master's lost his fiddling stick, and knows not what to do. Cock-a-doodle-doo! I know what to do! Give that guitar a chicken pick, 'n' Sing doodle-doodle-doo. Horsy, horsy don't you stop Let your bass go clippety clop, When your tail goes swish as we break it down Giddy up, to the turnaround Here comes the great big Billy Goat Gruff, You will find he's really tough. Doesn’t pay to mess with him So after his break we’ll let him sing. There was a man now please take note There was a man who had a goat He loved that goat Indeed he did He loved that goat Just like a kid One day that goat Felt frisk and fine Ate three red shirts Right off the line The man, he grabbed Him by the back And tied him to a railroad track Now, when that train drove into sight That goat grew pale and green with fright He heaved a sigh As if in pain Coughed up those shirts and flagged the train! To Be Continued ... Check us out at www.animalfaire.com

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