Total Family Massage is a wacky, queer holiday musical for the whole family! Just don't bring your kids! Enjoy an evening of hilarious comedy and heartfelt singing.Premieres December 2013 at The Eclectic Theatre in Seattle's finest queer neighborhood: Capitol Hill! David and Marquis have just gotten married and are having a small reception with David’s family in their Capitol Hill apartment in Seattle. David’s father, Jerald, a highly entrepreneurial erotic masseur in his 70’s from Wichita, Kansas, reveals in his toast that he has sold his house and is planning on staying in Seattle to open up business with his son. David’s mother Marie, a Southern Baptist busybody, can’t believe what she’s hearing. And when Jeremy, David’s psychic nephew, arrives unannounced, all hell breaks loose as their relationships unravel, heal, and move forward. It’s a feel-good holiday show that will make you laugh and cry and laugh and cry again. CAST: (in order of appearance) Sylvester - Justin Johns Leighlia - Jennifer Klouse David - John Paul Sharp Marquis - Hisam Goueli Marie - Mary Nelson-Brown Jerald - Todd Hull Paul - Joshua Moore Jeremy - Jason Dooley Ghost of Suzanne - Saya Jean Burchfield Ghost of Ignacia - Eloisa Cardona Trumpet performed by Missy King French horn performed by Missy King Flute performed by Ayla Burchfield Written (Words and Music) by John Paul Sharp Edited by Lacy Sarco and John Paul Sharp Produced by Copious Love Productions and Little Speckles Music Publishing Directed by Chelsea Madsen, Lacy Sarco, and John Paul Sharp